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("We will change seats today.")
("Several students mentioned that their seats were uncomfortable,")
(so we'll be changing seats today by drawing straws.)
- Well... - What are you doing?
So this is how it feels. It's my first time standing here.
The lecture desk feels really close from here now.
- Since Jang-hoon is standing there. - These days, it's become a habit...
- Some students in our class are coming late habitually. - That's right.
Until now, there was a fine for being late...
and I paid for it instead.
- What? - We didn't know about a fine!
- We didn't know. - I paid it on behalf of you.
From now on, you have to pay 10 dollars every time you're late.
As the class president, I'll charge 10 dollars from now on.
- You can just... - What are you going to do with that?
- I'm going to... - He's going to use it for his self interest.
No. I'm going to give it to Sang-min.
It's because I'm always the first to arrive.
We'll use this money for our ugly duckling, Sang-min to get on his feet again.
You never stop promoting that program.
Hee-chul, Ho-dong, make sure that you come early.
Okay.
- Being late is my concept on this program. - Did you see the chalkboard?
What is that?
- Look at this. - Look at the chalkboard.
Recently, the students sitting in the back have filed several complaints.
They complained that they couldn't see anything from the back.
They also complained that their faces didn't come out on the camera. So today,
we'll take time to change seats today.
But I like this seat. Did you complain that you were uncomfortable?
This seat is totally adjusted for me.
- I think Sang-min complained. - I...
- I said that I felt comfortable in the back. - Who is it then?
I think it's you since you're the only one who might feel uncomfortable.
- It's not me. - I think it's him.
- Did you think we'd listen to your complaint? - Hey.
- Hey. - I should be in the center.
What did you choose a class president for?
Aren't you listening? You should listen to the class president.
Honestly, when they took a full shot of the classroom, I was never in it.
- Are you starting to get greedy? - No.
- What? - I'm not greedy.
You're making me feel uncomfortable.
- Goodness me. - I guess it's true.
- Goodness me! - Goodness me!
I don't care about your opinions at all.
Hey basketball guy, why did you come to class today?
(He fails to block the chief clown's sudden attack.)
Did you ever come to class before?
Okay, calm down.
Sit down! Are you going to hit me?
- This is bullying. - It's school violence.
- Lie down! - I'm not going to settle with you!
- Go to the hospital. - I'm not going to settle!
- You can receive 500,000 dollars. - What about the hospital fees?
Like I said, your opinions don't matter to me at all.
From now on, we'll draw straws.
Do you see these seat numbers?
- Why are you stuttering so much? - The person to pick first...
- will pick... - He's too ugly to sit here.
You can sit in the seat of the number you pick.
The person sitting in that seat can go next.
- Okay. - Okay.
We'll continue to do this if this goes well.
Like this
- The memories about you - My goodness.
(What is wrong with them?)
They're both so...
(I want to fall asleep)
- You guys... - Let's begin.
You guys just never shut your mouth.
I can feel it from here. It's not easy for the person standing up here.
- This is... - Do you mean that you don't talk that much?
- Are you saying that we talk too much? - He talks the most.
Kim Young-chul.
- You can come out and pick first. - Why?
- I can do whatever I want. - Did you guys plan this ahead?
I'm the class president! Why did you choose me then?
But this isn't a democracy then!
- There's no democracy in here. - It might be better to go last.
So after I choose...
- If I choose number three, I can sit in that seat, right? - Yes.
- I think I chose two. - Hurry up and choose!
Hurry up and choose!
(Humiliated)
Why are you staying still?
Don't try to make a funny situation with this.
Number two.
- Oh my. - Good choice.
- Yes! - Sit down.
- It's the front seat. - The person sitting in the chosen seat will go next.
- Okay. - Hee-chul.
This is the funniest seat.
- You'll receive good energy. - Right.
- It's the seat that'll get you an ad. - I want to shoot an ad.
(I want to shoot an ad!)
It'll be amazing if Hee-chul chooses number one.
It's really number one!
(Hee-chul really chose number one!)
Hee-chul and I changed seats with each other.
What is this?
- You should try sitting in my seat. - Who goes next then?
- You have to feel what I've been going through. - That looks better.
Kyung-hoon can go next.
- I can't believe he chose number one. - I know.
- Those are the main seats in the front. - Hey.
Kyung-hoon, choose number four.
- Number 4. - I think he'll choose number 4.
Oh my. Number five.
Number five.
- It's Su-geun's seat. - It's Su-geun's seat.
This is a great seat.
- Su-geun. - This doesn't feel good.
That seat is not my style.
Ho-dong's back will start itching now.
He makes me uncomfortable.
(Uneasy)
- Don't look back from now. Just look forward. - Okay.
- Okay? - Don't hold any sharp objects behind me.
- Okay. - You better not stab me.
Okay. Look forward.
- You can't stab people with pens. - Okay.
- I really mean it. - He's really worried.
Hold on, I changed seats with Kyung-hoon too. I chose number four.
How could this happen?
We keep changing seats with each other.
- Ho-dong might not have to change seats. - He has to keep saying things.
- He'll sit in the center forever. - Hey.
Don't lean on my desk like that.
- It's become a habit. - You can't do it now.
Sang-min, what number did you choose?
- Sang-min should sit in the center. I think it's number three. - Show us.
- It'll be incredible if Sang-min sits here. - If Sang-min chooses number five...
- It's number three! - I told you he deserves to sit in the center.
(Sang-min gets to sit in the center.)
Ho-dong, go out!
Sang-min's wish has come true.
- Let's move on. - I kept complimenting him these days...
and this feels pretty uncomfortable.
Ho-dong, go out.
- Ho-dong. - It'll be incredible if he chooses number seven.
- Ho-dong. - I don't want to go out.
- I'll choose first. - Okay then.
If Ho-dong goes to the back...
(Wow!)
The view is totally different without you.
- Wow. - The value of this land will start rising!
I can see Han River from here.
- I can see the river. - What an amazing view.
- I have to avoid picking number seven. - Right.
- In 1, 2, 3! - Ta-da!
Number six.
- I have to sit in number seven then? - Yes.
It's behind Su-geun's seat.
Why do big guys always sit behind me?
It feels like the Taebaek Mountains are behind me.
You can never leave from my bosom.
- We're always sitting next to each other. - I know.
- I think it's fate. - Right.
Do you guys like your new seats?
- No. - I don't like it.
- What? - I don't like it.
- I like it. - What did I say before?
Your opinions don't matter to me at all.
Do you want to transfer to another school or just sit there?
- Can you really send me away? - You have a point there.
(You have a point there.)
Anyway, we'll start class now.
- Take care of your partner. - He's my partner again?
I'm going to go in now.
- I have to sit there? - Jang-hoon.
Jang-hoon doesn't even have a partner on this program.
He never has a partner.
He's just born to be alone.
- This seat feels strange. - How does it feel?
- What? - How does it feel?
That seat makes you feel comfortable though.
I do feel comfortable. I should take a nap.
- We can still see you. - There's an advantage of sitting there.
- You're closer to the camera on top. - That's true.
Su-geun won't be able to defend himself if Ho-dong hits him.
He'll start hitting you unexpectedly.
People might think he's a real bully.
- We have to take care of Jang-hoon. - Sure.
He might feel lonely since he doesn't have a partner.
(The class atmosphere changes after they change seats.)
I can see everything from here.
I can also...
(Wow!)
(Today's transfer students come in shyly.)
- It's that fun? - Yes.
- I haven't seen it yet. - Hello.
- Hello. - Hello.
- I'm sorry but... - Aren't you Kong Minzy?
- can you close the door? - Oh.
- It's an automatic door. - Kong Minzy.
Minzy, it's been a real long time.
- It's been a long time. - Didn't we meet in "Strong Heart"?
- Yes, "Strong Heart." - She really looks like a barbie doll.
Isn't she Han Chae-young?
Han Chae-young, you look like a pretty lioness in that hair.
(A pretty lioness hairstyle)
I think I saw her in "Lion King"!
You look like Mufasa's wife.
- You're so pretty. - It's okay since you think I'm pretty.
Her face hasn't changed a bit.
She really looks young.
- She's beautiful. - Her face hasn't changed since "Autumn In My Heart."
Hello, I'm from the "Sister's Slam Dunk."
I'm Han Chae-young from the "Unnies."
Welcome!
Han Chae-young is amazing! I'll tell you about her later.
She's the original Bobby Kim.
- This is amazing. - Hello.
- I'm known as the dancing queen. - That's right.
I'm Kong Minzy.
- It's time to celebrate. - Welcome!
(It's the Unnies celebration!)
We should celebrate today.
When I saw Minzy dancing on TV for the first time,
- I was speechless. - She's on another level.
- She's good at dancing. - She's an incredible dancer.
She's really flexible.
- She's number 1. - She's number 1, and number 2 isn't half as good as her.
- Right. - She's number one in Korea.
- How old were you back then? - I was 16.
She was only 16. There's a reason why she's such a great dancer.
- There was an article about Minzy's grandmother, Kong Ok-jin. - Right.
- That's when I understood why. - That's right.
- It's in her family's blood. - Yes.
- Hee-chul. - What?
- Did you know... - Where do I have to look?
Do you know who Chae-young is?
She was the first queen of "Match Made in Heaven."
- You really remember. - It was in 2002. What was it?
Wasn't the title "Bet On My Disco"?
I remember it.
Lee Jung-jin, Yang Dong-geun, and Lim Chang-jung starred.
- You really remember. - You remember everything.
- Yang Dong-geun sang the song, "Golmokgil." - Right.
That's right.
I know the song lyrics too. I think it's time
- "Match Made in Heaven" was really fun. - She was the first queen of that show.
(She was the first queen of the show.)
Honestly, did you have feelings for Chae-young or not?
- Me? - Did you?
- No, but... - Did you have feelings for her?
His feelings for her has made his heart turn black.
- I couldn't even imagine going out with Chae-young. - Right.
- Why? - Because the headquarter...
of the barbie doll company in the US chose her as...
the world's most beautiful Miss Barbie.
- Really? - It was the talk of the town.
It was insane back then.
- In the whole world? - Really?
You still like rice the most.
- Of course. - You always liked rice.
You still like rice now.
- This is tough. - I know.
I'm feeling uncomfortable suddenly.
I can't think of anything to say sitting back here.
I can't take part in their conversation.
To tell you the truth, instead of me,
there were rumors about a romance between Chae-young and a member from here.
- Who? - Who?
- Is it true? - It's one of us.
- One of us... - Is it true?
I'm sure one of you is feeling very anxious right now.
Who is it?
- It's not me. - Was there a scandal?
- Hee-chul? - No.
- I was... - Do you want me to tell you everything that I know?
- Okay. - I'm going to say it.
No, no.
Are you thinking that it's me?
(Are you thinking that it's me?)
- Really? - What?
There's a fly in here.
(He suddenly gets angry.)
- There's a fly in here. - Stop it. We know it's not you.
- Is it Jang-hoon? - I don't think it's Jang-hoon.
- I'll ask you a question about this later, so let's move on. - I guess it's true.
- Hold on. Do you want me to say it? - Let's move on.
- Say what? - I'm going to say it.
There's a fly in here.
(Jang-hoon stays silent while Chae-young laughs.)
(What happened between these two?)
- There's a fly. - Later on, during the climax of our show,
- But they don't have anything in common. - Let's talk about it later.
- What is it about? - I want to know.
Recently, Unnies released a new song.
- They were number one. - They beat the world star PSY...
- Right. - and were number one on the charts.
Jang-hoon probably talked with PSY again.
You mention him every week. Aren't you getting sick of it?
He keeps mentioning PSY every week.
I'm sick of receiving his phone calls too.
He said he's always watching me.
- Of course. - Do you want to warm up?
- Sure. - Wow!
Although I don't know them well,
Minzy was born with a natural groove.
Although Chae-young is pretty, she has no sense of rhythm at all.
- I don't think she can dance. - Aren't you bad at dancing?
- She's improved a lot since our show aired. - Really?
- I see. - You're not saying that I'm a good dancer though.
- Let's give them an applause. - You know what I mean, right?
- The title is "Right." - "Right."
("Right" by Unnies)
(Stiff)
(Bursting in laughter)
(Focused on her dance)
She's pretty good.
(The wooden doll Chae-young tries her best.)
(The transfer students show off their energetic dance!)
Hold on. Minzy, can you show us your dance in the beginning?
- Yes, that move. - This? Why?
- Chae-young was dancing very strangely. - No, I didn't!
- Middle-aged women do this in the parks at Hannam-dong. - Yes.
Like this. They move their bodies like this.
- It looked just like that. - That's not true.
- Watch carefully. - Show us.
- This is the original version. - Wow.
- Try it. - It's Chae-young's turn.
In 1, 2, 3, 4.
(Dancing awkwardly)
(Is she washing her body?)
Like this?
(Hee-chul can't help but tease Chae-young about her dance.)
Minzy's a natural born dancer.
- But Chae-young is an actress. - I saw their show often these days.
I understand everyone else, but why did Chae-young join this program?
- Why did you start dancing? - What do you mean?
What do you mean? Don't you think I'm good?
- I know, but she used to lead a private life. - She wanted to become a member.
You didn't come out often on TV but suddenly...
- First of all, - you started singing and dancing.
- if time kept passing like this, - You thought you wouldn't have an opportunity?
Wait a second. We've all been watching your show.
- Jang-hoon, were you always interested in her like this? - I know.
- You kept showing interest in her. - Were you worried?
- That's true. - You were worried Chae-young might not adjust to a variety show.
- He was worried. - It means he always had Chae-young on his mind.
- He knew about Chae-young's schedule... - Right.
and what she was doing these days.
- He was concerned about her. - He's talking like she's his girlfriend.
- "Why did you come out here? You weren't like this before." - Right.
I thought he was Park Shin-yang in "Lovers in Paris."
- "Why are you singing and dancing here?" - "Why aren't you saying anything?"
- "Why aren't you saying anything?" - Does this matter at all?
Don't they look like meerkats?
(Two meerkats have come to Paris to look at them.)
- They look like meerkats. - I hope Jang-hoon's happy.
- I was happy for a while. - That's enough.
I told Jin-young that I was coming out on this program.
She said she had something to say to Young-chul.
- Jin-young? - She told me to tell you something.
What did she say?
Jin-young taught me this.
I'm Han Chae-young.
(They don't know how to react.)
Ring ring, I'm your sister
(Puking)
- What the... - Hey!
- What was that? - What just happened?
Chae-young...
What just happened?
What did you just do?
- What was that? - You knocked Jang-hoon out.
You broke Jang-hoon's heart.
Oh my goodness.
- So the rumor was true about them. - Right.
- Chae-young didn't act like this before. - Right.
- But she's suddenly trying to be funny on TV. - Oh gosh.
It broke Jang-hoon's heart.
- They liked it when I did this somewhere else. - You did that somewhere else?
You even got the melody of "Ring Ring" wrong.
Let's look at their entrance forms.
- Okay. - We don't have time.
Her name is Han Chae-young. Is it your real name?
No.
Really?
We always thought your real name was Han Chae-young.
What's your real name?
- It doesn't matter now. - It's a common name.
Is it Han Chae?
- Two Chae? - No, it's very common...
and it makes me sound smart.
Oh, is it Mi-sook?
Kim Smart?
- The last letter is Young. - Young?
- Lee Young? - Lee Ja-young?
Jin-young?
- The name has to sound smart. - What kind of name sounds smart?
- Park Han-young. - Kim Ji-young.
Kim Ji-young. Bingo!
- It's Kim Ji-young. - You know too much about her!
- Jang-hoon already knew this. - I didn't know.
It was just a guess.
You said "Call Ji-young" when you were drunk last time. Was it her?
My sister's name is Ji-hyoung.
- Really? - "Call Ji-young."
- Although I loved you - Although I loved you
(Although I loved you...)
There's no use regretting it now.
Where is she from?
She's from the Barbie Doll High School.
It's hard to enter that school.
- There's no other barbie doll besides Chae-young. - Right.
- There's no one else. - She's the only barbie doll.
- There's no other barbie doll. - There are a lot of women besides me.
- No one can compare to her. - But people call me the original barbie doll.
- The OB. - The original.
- The OB. - The OB.
Chae-young's future dream is to become Superwoman.
Why? Because you can do anything?
I want to be a proud mother to my son later on, like Superwoman.
- How old is he? - How old is your son?
- He's five. - He must play with you since you're a doll.
Does he lift your arms like this?
- Aren't babies adorable when they're five? - Right.
- Right. - I heard that Si-hu ate more than 2lbs of meat when he was 5.
(Si-hu ate more than 2lbs of meat when he was 5.)
- That's incredible. - Don't make jokes about my family.
(Don't make jokes about my family.)
Why are you suddenly mentioning my son?
That means he ate 1.2kg of meat for goodness sake.
That's a cow then. How could he be human?
Is Si-hu a cow?
Tell us honestly. Can he eat of a half pound of meat?
- He can eat a half pound. - Really?
But you shouldn't make jokes about family. He's just a 5-year-old kid.
He's pretty big for his age.
People thought something was wrong because he started talking late.
He's big for his age too.
- He started talking pretty late. - I know how you feel.
- People thought something was wrong with him. - I know how you feel.
Chae-young's undesired partner is Hee-chul.
Wow, she has a specific reason for this.
She wrote that he says anything and it might hurt her feelings.
I'll hurt your feelings even more.
You look like Kenny G in that hairstyle.
- That's not insulting at all. - Can you play the saxophone?
(A collaboration between the barbie doll and a saxophone?)
Kenny G!
- I don't feel insulted at all. - Why's he playing a saxophone like this?
Michael Bolton.
- Michael Bolton. - Michael Bolton.
- That's fine. - She kind of looks like him.
- She knows that she's pretty, so no matter what we say... - Right.
She'll be pretty even if she shaves her head.
- Shave my head? - Can you pretend that you're playing the saxophone?
She really does look like Kenny G.
Can you do this?
She looks like the rocker, Kim Do-kyun.
(Just like the rocker, Kim Do-kyun!)
She looks like everyone that has long hair.
- She resembles many people. - Right.
She doesn't get mad with our ridiculous comments.
She said that her strength is her easygoing personality.
She's cool and outgoing.
Why did you write "driving skills" here?
I'm a good driver.
- Really? - Yes.
I went out on a racing program.
It was the first season of that program.
I came in first place. I came in first place for seven weeks.
Do you mean your lap time?
- Your lap time was number one among celebrities? - Yes.
You're a good rapper too. Did you lose?
- Right. - Sang-min lost to her.
How could you lose in rapping to her?
I lost.
- How are you going to prove your driving skills? - I know.
You don't think I can?
Can you show us if we bring a car to this studio?
She probably brought her own car.
- I brought my car. - You did?
- She really brought it. - It's an Audi RS5.
- Who is he? - My car.
- He'll be in the Guinness World Records for lifting a car. - My car.
(Did Chae-young invite him here?)
- He's known as the car lifter. - The car lifter.
He's the car lifter.
You're too tall to fit in here. Your legs are too long.
You can go forward by pressing this and backwards with this.
- This is the reverse button. - Her legs are too long.
- I have a son. I know how to drive this. - Okay then.
Su-geun.
You can't touch the line, or you'll be disqualified.
- Watch out. - That side.
She touched the line.
- You touched the line. - You're disqualified.
- Let me do it again. - You should look at both sides while you drive.
Good drivers only look at one side.
You have to look at the side mirrors.
You have to look like this.
- Look at the side mirrors. - Why is this folded?
- You guys... - Why don't you drive around this classroom first?
- You guys are really nagging me. - We know. You said you were a good driver.
(The Paris Giant watches her quietly.)
I'll put it in reverse.
(She tries to park the car again!)
You can keep going.
- She only looks to her left. - She does.
That's not true.
- Look to the right too. - She's doing fine. Just leave her alone.
- You touched the line again. You're disqualified. - What?
- Isn't this acceptable? - No way. Do you want me to show you?
People park their cars like this in the US.
- They only look one way. - Good.
- Is this really a big deal? - Anyone can do that.
- This is pretty hard. You should try it. - Try it.
- Try it. - You shouldn't touch the line.
- Su-geun looks good in that car. - Let's see how good you are.
- Move over. - Hey.
It's totally your car!
- Su-geun. - It's been custom made for you.
- Su-geun, you can ride this home. - Okay.
- You have to look at the rear mirror. - You can come to work in that.
(He drives smoothly like it's his car.)
- Wow, it's a giraffe! - It's your car.
- Take a look. - It's your size.
(Worried)
- Wow. - I can do a drift.
Anyone can do that if you start this far.
Can you stop talking?
(Be quiet!)
Why do I hear music coming out from here?
Anyone can do that if you stop like that. You have to do it in one try.
- No way. - You can keep coming.
He stopped again. Just quit!
- I succeeded. - Yes! Let's give him an applause.
- You touched the line. - Let's give it up for Su-geun.
- You touched the line. - This doesn't count.
- Did you turn it off? - You have to park like this.
(Sang-min tries to park it this time.)
Sang-min, you're headed towards a cliff!
Sang-min, it's a cliff!
(It's time to look at Kong Minzy's entrance form.)
- Kong Minzy. - She's a member of the Unnies.
She's from "I'm The Dancing Queen High School."
- That's a long name. - You won't be able to make a sign for this name.
Her nickname is Kong Leader...
and all words that start with "Kong."
People called me with words starting with "Kong"
since I was in elementary school.
- Really? - Things like "Under Construction."
- "Threatening For Money." - "Under Construction"?
Kong Bug.
Do you want us to make a nickname that you've never heard of?
- I've heard practically everything. - "Gonggal Bread."
Have you ever heard of "Gonggal Bread"?
- I haven't heard that. - What about "Half Air Half Song"?
- Have you ever heard of that? - What about "Go Attack"?
(Their Say Any Nickname Parade continues today.)
- I've never heard that. - "Come Empty, Return Empty."
- I've never heard that. I like it. - I knew it'd be your first time hearing it.
I like that nickname. It sounds aggressive.
It does sound aggressive.
That's all we can think of.
I'm sorry, we're out of ideas.
- "Go Attack" was the best choice. - Why isn't anyone talking?
No one's talking after I suggested "Go Attack."
- There's nothing else to top that. - Right.
- "Go Attack." - Let's see what her future dream is. Wow.
- She wants to become a singer like Michael Jackson. - That's cool.
She's a solo singer now.
Most women mention Madonna or Janet Jackson.
- But she wants to be like Michael Jackson. - Right, Michael Jackson.
Do you want us to turn on Michael Jackson's song?
- "Billie Jean." - "Billie Jean."
- "Billie Jean." - "Billie Jean" sounds good.
Hold on.
- Does Minzy know that song? - Do you know "Billie Jean"?
Of course I know.
Let's go. "Billie Jean."
Sang-min's already practicing.
- Sang-min's -practicing. -"Billie Jean."
- Let's go! - Sang-min's song should be called, "Debt Jean."
- "Debt Jean." - Let's go!
I will pay it back one day
(I will pay it back one day)
When the creditors come, he has to run away like this.
He has to run away like this.
"Debt Jean."
- Is that a new type of dance? - Yes.
- Let's go! - Turn up the music!
(It's time to see Minzy's "Billie Jean" dance!)
Turn up the music.
(It's the signature dance move of "Billie Jean"!)
- Wow. - She's so energetic.
Wow, look at her dance!
She's incredible.
- She's really good. - She's doing it on her own.
What an amazing performance.
How is that possible?
(Exclaiming)
- She's really good. - It's unbelievable.
Minzy's an amazing dancer.
- She's incredible. - It feels like...
What was that song? When Michael Jackson leaned forward like this.
- The song wear he leans? - You need special shoes.
- You need shoes. - "Driller."
- Isn't it "Thriller"? - Driller!
Driller!
(Giving up)
- He wore special shoes for that song. - Right.
Her strength is...
- Her strength is doing jump ropes. - Jump ropes?
- Jump ropes? - Jump ropes.
- What type of jump rope? - We used to be athletes. We don't lose.
- I can do double jumps. - What is that?
It means the rope goes around twice, right?
- Right. - Really?
- Show us. - Ho-dong's good at jump ropes too.
- I am good. - I prepared this.
Are you going to show us your jump rope skills?
Do you mean that you can beat all seven of us?
(Do you mean that you can beat all seven of us?)
I want to try.
All of us together?
- I want to go first. - Okay.
Can you beat all seven of us?
- I'll try my best. - Are you confident?
- Kyung-hoon, show us 50 jumps. - When I was on a diet before...
That rope is too short.
- He's got the feel for it. - I'll start now.
Let's go.
- Didn't you already start? - No.
- I have to say "Start!" - Say "I challenge you."
- You have to say "I challenge you." - He was warming up.
Okay, I challenge you.
(Kyung-hoon really starts this time!)
Counting 1,
(Jumping)
- Give it to me. - He did one jump.
- One jump. - What about this?
All seven of us can try double jumps.
- Chae-young should join us. - Chae-young and Minzy can add their score.
That sounds fair.
- I want to start over then. - Okay.
- Since the rules have changed. - Right.
This is the official rule.
- Kyung-hoon. - He can start over.
- Okay. - Can you leave me out?
You can play a 6 on 2 match.
- Since my knees hurt too much. - Okay.
- Okay then. 6 on 2! - Okay!
- Okay. - We'll let you have the advantage.
- Okay. - 6 on 2 seems fine.
- 6 on 2 sounds fair. - Okay, 6 on 2.
(Kyung-hoon tries again.)
- Get ready. - I challenge you.
Let's go.
(Swearing)
He didn't even do one jump.
You were a spy.
- I used to be good at this. - Kyung-hoon was a spy.
- Do you like Minzy? - No, I used to be good at this.
Did you lose on purpose? Sang-min's next.
His pose looks bad already.
- 2 jumps. - He did 2 jumps.
- Who's next? - Young-chul can do about 10 jumps.
- Young-chul's really good. - Young-chul's good at sports.
Let me practice first. One, two...
- The rope's too short. - Is this two jumps?
That's one jump.
- No. - That's just one jump.
- He jumped three times. - He has a unique way of jumping.
You did a double jump, but something doesn't feel right.
- But I... - Normally, the rope has to make a sound.
I tried to jump really high.
- It's like driving 40km per hour in a racing car. - Use another rope.
Let's go!
- I challenge you. - He has his own way of jumping.
- His double jumps. - Counting 1, 2, 3, 4,
- Two. - He did one jump.
- It's one jump. - Just one?
- Why can't he do it when he jumps so high? - He jumps really high.
- I challenge you! - Let's go.
Counting 1, 2,
- One jump. - He only did one jump.
Sang-min was the best up to now.
- What the... - It's Su-geun's turn.
I used to do 20 jumps a long time ago.
(It's their ace player, Su-geun!)
- I'm going to start now. - He looks like a robot.
Oops. I'll start now.
( I'll start now.)
I challenge you!
- Hey! - Didn't I do two jumps?
- Su-geun, two jumps is enough. - Two jumps, right?
- The rope got caught in his leg. - He just did two jumps.
It feels awkward to see him like this.
- I didn't learn how to do jump ropes. - Really?
- I never learned. - Ho-dong will go last.
- He's our ace. - You have to teach me how to jump.
- How can I be the ace of double jumps? - This is difficult.
Hey everyone, Mr. Kang has taken off his clothes.
It means he really wants to show off.
(It means he really wants to show off.)
- But something feels... - Ho-dong.
Ho-dong, you have a pager on your waist.
What does "4444" mean?
- It means you'll die. - Someone's going to kill you.
Someone's going to come and get rid of you.
I challenge you!
(Ho-dong has taken off his clothes for the first time for this important moment.)
He's already exhausted.
(Careful)
- Counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, - Counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,
(His posture looks very stable!)
- Counting 7, 8, 9, 10, - Counting 7, 8, 9, 10,
- How many did he do? - Counting 11, 12, 13, 14, 15,
- Counting 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, - Counting 16, 17, 18, 19, 20,
- Counting 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, - Counting 21, 22, 23, 24, 25,
Twenty six!
(Ho-dong has succeeded!)
That was amazing.
- Oh my gosh, Ho-dong. - You shocked us.
- Amazing. - I can't believe this.
Ho-dong, you shocked us.
- Good job. - You're the best!
I told you that when he takes his clothes off, he'll show us something amazing.
- Wow. - This is nothing to make a fuss about.
He used to be a professional athlete.
This is what we used to do every day.
- But he retired a long time ago. - Amazing.
- That was incredible. - Unbelievable.
- Really? - You should do 100 more jumps.
- Bring it on. - How can we win now?
- It's your turn. - How can we beat him?
- He just gave me chills. - How can we beat him?
We should go easy on them.
- Wait, Chae-young. - Is that supposed to be a double jump?
Exactly.
(Jumping frivolously)
It was as if an ostrich was skipping a rope.
I don't think she can do even once.
You've offended me.
No, I mean the way you jump makes is impossible.
- Am I jumping too high? - No, it's too low.
- Are you asking if your jump is too high? - It's too low for a double jump.
- I can do this one. - If you succeed in doing one like that, we'll acknowledge you.
- Really? - No, we should play square and fair.
- Go easy on me. - What do you mean easy?
(What do you mean go easy on you?)
You're all so mean to me.
- Go ahead. - Just do anything, Chae-young.
Right.
- 1, 2, 3, 4... - 1, 2, 3, 4...
Did she shout out "I challenge"?
- She didn't. - I did.
- 7, 8, - 7, 8,
- 9, 10, - You're doing great!
- I don't think she said it. - She didn't.
- I did. - You didn't, did you?
- I said I did. - 15...
- That one doesn't count. - She did 15!
- She did 15. - No, it's 14.
- That was close. - She did 14.
- That was so close. - She got caught by the fifteenth jump.
- She wasn't that bad actually. - Minzy has to do 16 jumping ropes.
- Okay. - Everything depends on Minzy.
If it was really her talent, she should do over 100 of them.
- She should do it until the shooting is over. - Exactly.
She's doing great.
(Whipping sounds)
She should do it until we get sick of it.
- She should do it until the shooting is over. - Exactly.
She's doing great.
(Whipping sounds)
(Amazing speed)
You didn't shout out "I challenge."
- Hold on. - Why didn't you shout out "I challenge."
- How did I forget to say that? - That was good, though.
She was doing so well, though.
- Usually we are not this picky. - The most she can do is 20.
- Do you mind if I take a seat over here? - The most she can do is 20.
- I broke the record. - This is so tiring.
You can't be exhausted already, Chae-young.
Look how she naturally sits next to him.
- I'm sorry for not noticing. - I really wonder what's going on between them.
- Challenge? - I challenge.
(Minzy's official attempt)
5, 6, 7,
8, 9 , 10, 11...
7, 8, 9, 10, 11...
- That was so close. - She was good, though.
It shows how good Ho-dong was.
- Amazing. - Maybe he did too much.
- Good job, Ho-dong. - Did I do too much?
Since we don't know if it'll be aired for sure,
Minzy's talent is dancing like Michael Jackson.
- Good. - Okay.
Just in case.
Wait. I did all that for no reason?
You want it to be edited out?
We'll air that part as if you did it for no reason.
- He's out of breath for no reason. - Edited out.
Let's just say that he did it to lose weight.
- Right. - He was just trying to lose weight.
Her words of determination for entering Older Brother School is very interesting.
"I'll make the atmosphere more lively."
- Congratulations on your admission. - Congratulations.
Bravo!
Does Minzy want to go first or Kenny G wants to go first?
- I'll go first. - That was good rhyming.
- That was good. - Who'll go first? Minzy or Kenny G?
- Take a seat. - You can sit here.
- Go over there. - That's the seat for princesses.
- That seat makes you look the prettiest, Chae-young. - Really?
It's not a funny seat but a prettiest seat.
Let's go with Minzy's quiz.
Have you prepared any gifts today?
- Any gifts? - What do you guys want?
A carton of cigarettes would be nice.
- Of your favorite brand. - I don't take the duty-free cigarettes.
- Right? - Let's go.
Here's the first question.
When I was on "Sister's Slam Dunk,"
I heard this most often from Kim Sook and Hong Jin-kyeong.
- What was it? - I know the answer!
- I know the answer! - I know the answer!
"What are you doing on this show?"
Do you really think they'd say that?
I think Jin-kyeong would say this,
"Minzy. Eat my kimchi from now and on."
Wrong.
She said, "I won't forgive you for eating dumplings from other brands."
I know the answer.
They said, "You're a good entertainer."
She's obviously not. Your such a liar.
You such a liar, Chae-young.
- The answer is "Minzy, you're too different compared to us." - Wrong.
"I'll send you kimchi that's different from any other kimchi."
- The answer is, "You're getting prettier, Minzy." - Wrong.
- Everyone be quiet. Ho-dong is trying to think. - Go ahead, Ho-dong.
I wanted to make a joke with dumplings.
I kept thinking dumplings, you know.
I was probably called like this because I'm not good at entertainment shows.
- I know the answer. - Do you get it?
They said,
- "Keep talking, Minzy." - Wrong.
- I know the answer! - Talk for yourself!
Chae-young is so weird.
You should talk for yourself.
I think I know. It's true for beginners in entertainment shows.
- The answer is "Stop blocking the cameras." - Wrong.
Did you say it was Kim Sook and Hong Jin-kyeong?
The answer is "Do you want to go for a butt?"
(Do you want to go for a butt?)
- You're unbelievable. - They're going for a butt?
(You deserve this.)
- I heard this because I couldn't tell the differences. - Telling differences?
The answer is "There's a line you shouldn't cross, Minzy."
(There's a line you shouldn't cross.)
That's such an unbelievable answer.
- It makes sense, though. - I think I know.
When the staff said, "Let's take a break," and you said, " A break time for a butt?"
- Wrong! - "I've enough for today, though."
(It's not that!)
The answer is "You're such a good dancer..."
"but how come you're so bad at listening?"
- It's close, but you need to add to that. - So, it was like a joke,
but she takes things too seriously.
You're almost there.
The answer is "It's just a joke, Minzy."
- Correct! - What?
- Really? - Are you serious?
Really?
When I'm on an entertainment show...
and people say things as a joke,
- but I take things very seriously. - You get pissed off, too.
To me, you seemed very quiet,
and you remember us telling you to speak more, right?
That was...
- What are you doing? - What's going on here?
What are you talking about, Chae-young?
- I'm just saying. - She talks in an aggressive way.
- She sounds very aggressive. - Don't fight, girls.
It means that you have no idea what's going on.
- Well... - You probably don't know Kyung-hoon got married recently.
- Did you read the articles? - I had no idea.
- She doesn't even search up. - You didn't know?
- You didn't read the articles of him dating openly? - I was in a hurry.
- You really got married? - You had no idea.
- You didn't know either, Chae-young? - He got divorced after two weeks.
- Congratulations. - How can you talk about divorce yourself, Jang-hoon?
- When did you really get married? - Be careful.
You're like an ambassador for divorces.
You talk about divorces all the time.
He just can't stop talking about it.
- Good for you, Jang-hoon. - Right.
- Do you know if Su-geun got married or not? - He's married.
How about Sang-min?
He was married.
- He was married. - That's right.
- That was good. - Right.
It's so different when you put it in the past tense.
What was the biggest prank you've gotten?
I get pranked on little things like this.
Little things?
- Are you saying that we're of no importance? - Are you referring to us?
- We're the little things. - We're little things to her.
- We are of no importance to her. - We're just little things?
You know that slow-witted people are good at hurting you, too.
- Let's move on. - Give the little things your next question.
- Since I was in elementary school, I participated in many dance contests. - Yes.
That's why.
There was a routine that I used to do on every stage.
What was it? You have to show me.
- We have to show her? - The answer is pointing.
- How? You have to show her. - You have to show me.
How do you point?
After dancing like this, you would point.
(Clumsy)
(What in the world was that?)
- What's wrong with? - She likes to dance like that.
Dance like this and then point.
(It's a dance move you can never imagine Minzy doing.)
She's good at pointing, you know.
You know how a performer dives onto the audience?
Only that you didn't have any audience to get you.
- She probably got injured so many time. - She has stitches all over.
- No one would catch her? - No one.
Wrong.
- You swipe the stage. - It's only been two months.
- How? - Like this while you're running.
Wrong.
Running across the Siberian plains...
- What's with her? - is a lioness.
Was there a good news for you recently?
(Was there a good news for you recently?)
You seem very excited.
Are you that happy?
- It's nice how you look happy. - She seems too excited.
- Good for her, though. - Yes, good for her.
It's related to the audience.
- You probably don't shoot at your audience. - It requires an item.
(A dance routine that involves an item?)
- An item? - I need an item to do this.
While you're dance, you bite you necklace.
(You bit your necklace.)
- What is that? - Wrong.
- Like a rock singer? - She finishes her dance routine with the necklace in mouth.
A hat.
- You use it to... - How do I use the hat?
You throw the hat away.
- Show me. - There's not thing to show.
- You take it off and throw it away. - You have to show me.
You dance with the hat on, and you collect donations at the end like this.
(Collecting donations at the end)
(There's my boy.)
That was so funny.
- We praise you. - Let's say it together.
- We praise you. - We praise you.
That was great.
- I think the seat is giving you good energy. - I agree.
- It's a perfect seat for taking actions. - Exactly.
I don't have to hesitate before I do anything.
That was a good timing.
- That was good. - Can you show me, Jang-hoon?
Give me a hat.
(Flinging)
(Whatever.)
- He's pissed. - You should've caught it with your head.
(Like this.)
- What is that supposed to be. - Correct.
- What? - What?
- You can't be serious. - No way.
(Peekaboo)
I'm shocked!
I'm actually really shocked.
- So you throw the hat like that? - I'm serious.
- Jang-hoon seems really shocked. - After I threw that,
I was embarrassed from everyone's reactions, but it was actually correct.
- I keep the hat on while dancing, - Yes.
- and I threw my hat to the audience. - Just like that?
- Every time? - You must've been wealthy.
I had to buy new hats for every contest.
Hats like that can fly easily, you know.
It's easy to throw, too.
Can you dance and throw the hat to us? Since we're the audience, we'll keep it.
Minzy, throw it hard into the air like this.
- Like this? - Exactly.
- Yes, exactly. - Like this.
We can put it over our heads.
- Are you sure? - Let's go.
Attack!
Look at her.
Oh, my.
- What is this song? - It's a foreign song.
(The dance etiquette that swept all kinds of dance competitions since young.)
It's a very famous song.
- She's so good. - It's her song.
- It's her song. - That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, my gosh.
Let's go!
Swag!
(The audience is so excited.)
"Keep pushing"
- She's truly amazing. - The way you're dancing is cute.
(She's getting ready to throw the hat.)
It's coming!
(Jang-hoon was so close.)
It was an easy one, too.
It's because you turned your head.
- It would've have worked if he didn't turn his head. - He almost got it, though.
- It came in this direction, - That was so close.
- but I should have caught it like this. - That was close.
- I almost got it, though. - That was really close.
- That was close. - You're really good at dancing, by the way.
Is this your new song?
- It's not my song. - It's a foreign song.
- Because of Ho-dong who said this is your song, - It's obviously a foreign song.
I thought you featured in the song.
- This is not your song, is it? - No.
- It's not mine. - That was amazing, though.
- Unbelievable, Ho-dong. - Here's the next question.
I was actually casted by YG Entertainment in sixth grade,
but I couldn't debut for over five years.
- After getting casted in sixth grade? - So my mom used to tell me this.
What did she tell me?
- "Minzy." - "Minzy."
(Minzy.)
- "Train yourself for something else." - I was about to say that.
- We thought of the same thing. - It was an overlapping thought.
Whoever answers faster is the winner here.
I should've said it first.
- She said, "Minzy. Let's just quit." - Wrong.
She said, "I'm sure you're going through a hard time."
"You still haven't debuted after five years of practice."
"Go to the agency, and make a huge fuss right there."
- "Don't forget to scratch up the floors, too." - Wrong.
She said, "It took even longer for your grandmother's dance to be recognized."
- Wrong. - "So you should wait until you become a grandmother, too."
- So she has to wait for 60 years? - She said,
"Be persistent, Minzy. You can start a new life in your 60s."
"You still have 40 years left."
"You've only done it for five years so far."
The answer is relevant to food.
- "You've still got time." - I know the answer.
She said, "The longer the paste is fermented, the better the taste."
- It's pretty close. - "Even for kimchi,"
- "ripened kimchi is more delicious." - Jin-kyeong is known for kimchi.
- Correct. - Don't you usually...
- use the pastes for the metaphor? - So your mom used kimchi metaphor instead.
She probably used kimchi because she was too young to understand.
She said, "The more ripened the kimchi is,"
- It's delicious. - "the more various uses it can have."
That is so true.
- Right? - My father said, "I'll eat my head if you become a comedian."
- That's what my mother said, too. - He really meant it.
- She said the exact same thing to me. - It's depends on the areas you live in.
Jang-hoon's mom said, "You'll be big in the future," and he's become huge.
Right?
He's the man of 200 million dollars.
- No, it's 600 million dollars. - I graduated from Whimoon Middle and High schools.
- Yes. - At the entrance,
there was a huge stone...
with a lesson, "Let's become a great person."
There really was that lesson?
He's become someone he was told to become.
Really?
I've become the biggest person in our school.
Questions about me are over.
Let's start on my questions.
("Guess About Me")
I have a habit when I smile.
Every time I smile like this,
my former stylist had always...
- said this to me. What did she say? - I know the answer!
Because your mouth is big and pretty, perfect for a smile,
she said, "You look like Joker. Why so serious?"
- "I hate you Batman." - Wrong.
She said, "You can fit your fist in your mouth."
(Annoyed)
- Jang-hoon. - She's upset.
- I deserve it. - Jang-hoon.
(Two hits)
- Why did you hit him twice? - She did that because she was disappointed.
- She was disappointed. - She was.
It was like, "How can you say that to me, Jang-hoon?"
- Hitting once is unlucky, you know. - Right.
- Oh, man. - So she laughs with her mouth open.
Since Chae-young has nice teeth,
(Laughing and spitting)
- I really want to hit you. - "Chae-young,"
"you're going to get a hole between your teeth if you do that."
- Wrong. - How about this?
(Wiping the edge of his mouth)
- What was he doing? - That was so disgusting.
- That was so disgusting. - In addition to that, you'd do this, too.
(Wiping the edge of his mouth and smelling it)
(Disgusted)
It's something she said about my action.
I know the answer. You cover your mouth with your hands.
- That is the action. - I know the answer.
- Now what did she about that? - She said,
- "You look so pretty when you're laughing. Why do you cover your mouth?" - Wrong.
She said, "Don't laugh, Chae-young. You don't want wrinkles."
Wrong.
Try laughing.
(What did her former stylist say about that action?)
The answer is "Where did you get the watch, Chae-young?"
- Am I wrong? - Wrong.
The answer is "Your hands are so big, Chae-young."
- Wait. - You're very close.
She said this to make me put my hands down.
- "Your hands are covering your whole face." - Wrong.
"Your hands are so ugly. Don't show them to others."
It wasn't something as nice as that.
- Really? - She said, "Attention!"
"Put your hands down. They remind me of Ho-dong's hands."
She said, "Put your hands away."
- You're getting there. - "Put your ugly hands away."
- It's so close. - "I told you to put your ugly hands away!"
Which part of our body is the worst?
She said, "Your hands look like your butt."
- She said, "Your hands are like feet." - That's really close.
She said, "Are those your hands or feet?"
She said, "Your hands look like they'd smell like feet."
- She said, "Your hands are smelly." - It's about putting my hands down.
- What? - She said, "Move your feet away."
- "Move your ugly feet away." - Correct.
- The answer was "Move your feet away." - It was "Move your feet away."
More precisely, "Put your feet down."
- "Put your feet down"? - Why, though?
- Her hands may be too big. - My hands are skinny...
and not pretty.
I have the habit of covering my mouth with my hands.
When I do that, my stylist would run up to me and say,
"Put your feet down!"
Can you put your hands in the air?
Like this in the air. It looks like you're doing a handstand.
(Annoyed)
(He pulled a successful prank on her.)
Does that mean the smell from her hands is basically foot odor?
(Stop it, guys.)
It's better than having ugly face and pretty hands and feet.
That's me. My hands are pretty.
Ho-dong has pretty hands and feet.
- I do. - Exactly.
- Really? - I'm sure everyone has a flaw. What's your flaw?
My flaw? I'm short.
That's true. Hee-chul is on the short side.
(Lee Su-geun's official height is 164.7cm.)
It's funny how you're saying that.
- Do you want to live another life as you? - Yes.
I prefer to be short than tall.
- Right. - It's because you got used to it.
(It's because you got used to it.)
I see.
- That was so funny. - That was good.
- I could get used to my face, too. - We're used to ourselves.
- That's how we love ourselves. - I could end up getting used my face.
In the past, I wanted to be taller,
but after you get used it for 40 years,
- It's perfect for you? - it's perfect for me.
I like myself, too.
Jang-hoon. You would live another life as yourself, right?
Why not.
- How about Jung Woo-sung. - Why not.
- Why? - It'd be too inconvenient...
because he's too handsome.
You could be considered more handsome than him. How do we determine handsomeness?
- What's so ugly about you? - What's so ugly about you?
- There's nothing wrong with you. - Exactly.
- I think you look fine. - Why do you have such low self-esteem?
My parents has told me I'm ugly.
(My parents has told me I'm ugly.)
(We apologize, Jang-hoon.)
I see.
- We're speechless. - That was unexpected.
Anything adults tell us is the truth.
What else is there to say after that?
(What else is there to say after that?)
I got an early education about this.
Even if others tell me I'm ugly constantly, it doesn't bother me.
- Really? - Even my parents have told me I'm ugly.
My look actually has improved a lot.
- Here's the next question. - Yes.
That was so funny.
As I started appearing on "Sister's Slam Dunk,"
I started getting private singing lessons.
My instructor told me this after listening to my singing.
- The answer is "Don't you dare show me your face again." - Wrong.
The answer is "I think my ears are bleeding."
(I think my ears are bleeding.)
- Wow. - Wrong.
I thought it was correct from your reaction.
- He said, "You're my type, Chae-young." - Out of no where?
- The instructor was proposing to her. - "We're dating now."
Are you telling her how you feel about her?
- That's so true. - Even Minzy noticed that, too.
Why else would Minzy say that to you?
- It was more provocative. - More provocative?
The answer is...
- He was surprised. - "Have you ever sang in your life?"
It was even more provocative.
- Even more provocative? - Even more?
He said, "I'm sorry, Chae-young. After listening to your singing,"
"it'd be better for you to focus on raising your child."
You're unbelievable.
- What? - Did I say something wrong?
- She keeps coming for him. - Something is going on.
She's only hitting him. Something is going on.
That was such a cute way of hitting him, too.
Something is going on.
- She's very charming. - "Jang-hoon."
- You, Jang-hoon.
- Look at him blushing. - Look at the two.
"Are you tone-deaf?"
"Get out."
Those are not provocative enough.
Pretend you're in a recoding studio and sing.
- We'll be able to guess then. - That's right.
We can make the right guesses then.
- That's how we'd know. - "We'll get started, Chae-young."
- "Ready?" - "Let's get going."
What was the note?
You know it's been a while
Since I found the right vibe
It's been a while since I found my enemy.
Hey, I think today's recording is a failure.
It's wrong.
You hit the notes right. You're not so bad.
I learned how to do it.
- I'm better now. - You know.
- I'm better now. - You call this better?
- This is me doing it well. - This is good?
I heard this when I first recorded.
Is it "Give up doing music"?
- Wrong. - She's interested in music.
Your notes and rhythms are all off.
- Wrong. - Are you tone-deaf and measure-deaf?
An animal is mentioned.
I see.
- That was the statement? - That's too harsh.
- No way. - You're like a crow.
- No. - Wrong.
You sound like a pig getting butchered.
- That's right. - It's that.
- That's right. - Right.
- Your teacher really said that? - It's true?
- It's true? - That's so harsh.
- Are you serious? - Were you that bad?
The song, "Right," has very high notes.
- It's very high. - The key is high?
It wasn't just me.
- It was hard for everyone. - Yes, it's a hard song.
Some of us never sang before.
It was hard for us to get the key right.
When I was recording my part,
the teacher said, "Chae-young, you sound like a pig getting butchered."
- Are you serious? - Really?
- That's amazing. - You must have been stimulated and did well.
I wasn't upset. I admit it, too. I heard myself.
What did you say? He said, "Chae-young, you sound like a pig getting butchered"?
(Hee-chul asks if Chae-young snorted like a pig.)
When children sleep, the mother sings a lullaby.
- Sweet dreams little one - It sounds awful.
The kid wakes up whenever the mother sings a lullaby.
- The kid wakes up when almost asleep. - The mother sings so badly.
I should go to my friend's home and sleep.
Do you sing songs to your kid?
- Of course, I do. - Right.
Sing a lullaby.
- Sing a lullaby. - I don't sing lullabies.
(What does she sing instead of a lullaby?)
I sing children's songs.
- Sing a children's song for us. - Mommy, sing a song for us.
I am going to be a ketchup, squirt
I am going to be a juice, gulp
(They all burst in tears.)
Please change my mother.
- Me, too. - Please change my mother.
- Su-geun wants to change his Mom. - Are you going to be dog food?
- Please change my mother. - It's the ketchup monster.
- Right. - I don't think about that.
- I don't get influenced by that. I do my best singing. - What a pity.
I am, I am a bulldozer
I can push anything away, even a rock
- This is... - Is there a song like that?
- It's a redevelopment song. - It's a bulldozer song?
- It's a redevelopment song. - Is this an army song?
- I am, I am a bulldozer - Bulldozer
I'm sorry, Mom. What did I do wrong?
(Mom, what did I do wrong?)
What does your kid say when you sing?
Please don't do that. Please stop singing.
- Her kid says that. - Her five-year-old kid says that.
- Here's the next one. - Someone has to take that role...
- Of course. - in Unnies.
It's like Young-chul's role in Ask Us Anything.
Am I on the same level as Han Chae-young?
She's glaring.
Doesn't she look pretty when she glares?
- Of course. - Right.
Chae-young, do you think there are celebrities prettier than you? Name one.
- There's a lot. - Just name one.
- Just name one. - Right.
Who's the most beautiful female celebrity in this age?
It's Song Hye-kyo.
- Song Hye-kyo is beautiful. - You're amazing because Song Hye-kyo...
can't come out on Ask Us Anything.
You can't come out if we don't acknowledge you.
- She's on the waiting list. - She's on the waiting list. Didn't you know?
- She's number 58. - She's number 58.
You know Kim Soo-hyun?
- There's Kim Soo-hyun. - Kim Soo-hyun came out but it was too boring...
we didn't air it.
- Right. - Are you serious?
- Of course. - We're not kidding.
- Ask Us Anything is amazing. - Seriously?
- It's true. - You're lying.
- How can you not believe us? - I'm going crazy.
They're all lying, Minzy.
- We're all joking. - I thought it was true.
She's like that.
Alright. Here's the next question.
My son isn't a sweet talker.
He gave me a nickname. What is the nick name?
- Kenny G. - How old is your son right now?
- Kenny G? - He's five years old.
- Michael Bolton. - He won't know Kenny G if he's five.
A five-year-old can give a nickname to his mother?
It's frog.
- How come? - Kids are most familiar with frogs.
Frogs have big mouths.
- Frogs have big mouths? - Yes.
My mouth isn't... Is it big?
- Yes, it's a bit big. - It's big compared to the size of your face.
If he's five years old, does he talk well?
- He's good. - I never had a child.
- Lion. - Kids have a lot of imagination.
- Wrong. - Kids imagine children's stories.
However, it's something about imagination.
- Is it like lion? - Is it an animal?
- It's dog. - It's cat.
- Wrong. - It's Cinderella.
- Mom is a dog because she walks on all fours when she's drunk. - My son...
(Kids can never forget when their mothers walk on all fours.)
Is it an animal?
My son loves dinosaurs.
Mom, you're a raptor.
- Wrong. - Is it a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
- Is it Singer-saurus? - Wrong.
- It's something-saurus. - It's Mom-saurus.
- Wrong. - It's...
I do this to my son a lot,
- so he named me this. - Mom-don't-do-it-saurus.
- Is it Cute-saurus? - No.
- Is it Fawning-saurus? - No.
Is it Kissing-saurus?
- That must be the answer. - Is it right?
That's right.
- You know because he has a kid. - Right. I always kiss my kid.
It's Kissing-saurus?
How do you kiss your son?
- She kisses her son. - Do you make dinosaur noises when you kiss him?
I don't make dinosaurs noises.
My son loves dinosaurs.
- My son says, "Mom, let's fight," and runs toward me. - That's cute.
I say, "Give me a kiss," and turn around. He kisses me several times.
- That's cute. - If I do it too many times, he runs away because it's too much.
- You kiss him too much? - When I come out from here...
and kiss him, he runs away.
- It makes her happy just to think of her son. - He runs away.
- That's cute. - You must be very happy.
When my son says, "Head-bump-saurus," I run to him.
- I play with him like this. - He will love it when he sees...
Jang-hoon. He'll call him "uncle."
- Right. - Dinosaurs are popular with kids these days.
That's why kids love me. They think I'm a dinosaur.
- They say, "Dinosaur-uncle is here," and get really excited. - That's cute.
I kiss my kids a lot even now.
I keep kissing them when they come home from school. I have two sons.
Don't they push you away?
No, I kissed them so much ever since they were young.
They come and kiss me when I say, "Give your Dad a kiss."
- My son acts all so expensive when I ask for a kiss. - Right.
- I beg him all day and gives me a five-second kiss. - Right.
- I have to beg him. - Right.
- He doesn't kiss his aunts. - When I beg him three times,
he says, "Stop it. It's just once."
- That's cute. - I see.
- He's chic. - I want to marry when I hear these stories.
- When will we ever get married, Kyung-hoon? - You must not get used to it, Chae-young.
You shouldn't worry, guys. We need to get those guys married, first.
That's sad.
I had a virtual marriage, at least.
- That's sad. - Congratulations.
What's up next?
Here's the next question.
- It's time to reveal the truth. - It's truth-or-dare.
- I know that. - I know.
- It finally came up. - It finally came up.
Sister.
A while back, there was a rumor...
about a scandal between Jang-hoon and me.
- Was there an article? - No.
- There was an article. - What?
There was another person with us, too.
- Wow. - That person saw the news.
- He said something. What did he say? - I know.
How come the article is about you and Jang-hoon when I'm your boyfriend?
- Hee-chul... - Wrong.
How come the article is about you and Jang-hoon when I'm his boyfriend?
Answer me.
Jang-hoon, answer me. You're going out with me.
That's very close.
Really?
Do we all know that person?
That person is a celebrity, too.
(That person is a celebrity, too.)
Was the person who was with you a man?
- Yes. - It's a male celebrity.
I know. This is the greatest mistake of your life.
(This is the greatest mistake of your life.)
(I'm sorry, Dad.)
- Are you mad? - No.
- You're very rebellious these days. - Right.
Jang-hoon was energetic back then. His knees didn't hurt.
- This article is about a beauty and a beast. - Wrong.
What is it?
Didn't Jang-hoon release this article?
Wrong.
Was it Lee Jung-jin?
(How did he know? She gets goosebumps.)
- He got it right. - Is it right?
- He got it right. It's Lee Jung-jin. - I'm shocked.
- Are you serious? - It's because...
I was close with the CEO of Lee Jung-jin's agency at that time.
You filmed a movie with Lee Jung-jin back then.
- Right? You filmed "Bet On My Disco." - Is it Lee Jung-jin?
Before we answer this, we need to find out why those three met. Right?
Did Lee Jung-jin want to introduce Chae-young...
- to Jang-hoon? - Right.
- No. - It was a blind date.
- It wasn't a blind date. - I'm not done.
- It was a blind date. - Hey.
- They met about three times like that. - I said it's not true.
Jang-hoon was so tall...
that he bumped into an antenna at Yeouido.
An antenna was beside him and he bumped into it.
- Am I right? You just met them. - Wrong.
I know the answer.
I was there, too. I got cut out because Jang-hoon's so tall.
It's close. Be more precise.
- The person who took the picture cut me out. - No, it's this.
I was there, too, but I'm not mentioned.
- That's right. - Is it right?
(Lee Sang-min gets it right.)
- That's what Lee Jung-jin can say. - Specifically,
he said, "I was there with you guys. Why didn't they recognize me"?
- I see. - I see.
- At that time... - Where was the location?
- We were coming out from a restaurant after eating. - What time was it?
I think someone saw us.
That person said, "I saw Jang-hoon and Chae-young eating together."
- Lee Jung-jin is very tall, too. - Right. He's around 185cm.
- Right. - However, Jang-hoon was too tall.
That person didn't recognize Lee Jung-jin.
- I see. - What did you guys do after eating?
We went to see a movie after eating.
- No way. - The three of you saw a movie together?
- The three of us saw it together. - You can't escape this.
- You can't escape this. - Right.
You can't escape this.
It was interesting. Jang-hoon said he doesn't go to the movies often.
People recognize him because he's so tall.
Lee Jung-jin and I went inside first. People recognize Jang-hoon too easily,
so he went inside after the lights turned off.
- Darkness doesn't hide you. - That's scarier.
- That's scarier. - People would misunderstand because he comes in after it's dark.
- That's what the people would think when they saw you guys. - Right.
- There would be rumors. - Right.
- Why do you know so many celebrities? You're a sports star. - No.
I knew Lee Jung-jin ever since he was a rookie.
He filmed a movie with Chae-young.
He and Chae-young were close.
- That's why we met. - No way.
Let me refute. You definitely said,
"Jung-jin, you're close with Chae-young. Wouldn't it be nice if we eat together"?
- No. - I did say something close to that.
- It's right. - It was close.
- It's not that. - I'm sure.
- I loved basketball. - Right.
I loved basketball ever since I was young.
- I went to Jang-hoon's basketball games... - Chae-young liked basketball?
- quite a few times. - Right.
Lee Jung-jin knew Jang-hoon well.
He took me to his games often.
We didn't get close because of that.
We lived in the same apartment.
(We lived in the same apartment.)
- You must have bumped into each other more often. - Later,
we lived in the same apartment.
- Hold on. - That's why...
- we got close. - You knew Chae-young was moving to that apartment.
- That's why he bought that whole apartment building. - Right, he bought it.
- No, Jang-hoon was living there before me. - I was living there already.
- I moved in later. - Wasn't it especially cheap when you moved in, Chae-young?
(Wasn't it especially cheap when you moved in, Chae-young?)
Wasn't it especially cheap, whether it was a rent or lease?
- Wasn't it especially cheap? - Right.
- Right. - Alright. Let's start from here.
- How can you just randomly live in one apartment? - It's impossible.
- It wasn't the same apartment. - Right.
- In 2004, - It was the same apartment complex.
- it was before the real estate enforcement law took effect. - Sang-min keeps talking.
- Apartments weren't that cheap back then. - Stop mumbling.
- Stop mumbling. - It was like that back then.
You can never meet each other like that.
- It's not coincidence. - Let me be honest and sincere with you all.
(Jang-hoon gives his defense.)
It's meaningless not only for Chae-young,
- but for me, too. - It's meaningless.
This is nonsense.
We never said anything meaningful.
- If this isn't anything, I'll get criticized. - Jang-hoon, it's a joke. Calm down.
(Jang-hoon, it's a joke. Calm down.)
(He was raging.)
(He's embarrassed.)
Right. Even Minzy says it's a joke.
- I praise you. - Wait.
- It's a joke. Why are you raging? - Right.
- You're awesome. - You hear all kinds of stuff.
He's naive.
("Older Brothers' Slam Dunk")
(Older Brother High School's basketball team prepares for the national competition.)
There's not much time left for the competition. Why is Baek-ho not here yet?
What a pig.
(He is Chae So-yeon, the team's manager.)
(He speaks roughly, unlike the original comic.)
(He slams open the doors.)
Kang Baek-ho.
(He has poor basketball skills.)
Why were you so late?
I'm Kang Baek-ho, the basketball genius.
Shooting the ball is a piece of cake for me.
- Let me show you. - Practice continuously. Shoot 100 balls a day.
The left hand stays still.
No, Baek-ho. You have to focus.
Why can't you focus these days, stupid.
The left hand stays still.
(The left hand stays still.)
Focus.
No, Baek-ho. This isn't it.
You should jump more. You're standing because you're so heavy.
You have to overcome your weight.
- Shoot the ball into the hoop. - Hey.
Kang Baek-ho.
(The basketball team enters.)
Hey. I'm Jung Dae-man.
- I never give up. - Huddle up, everyone.
Captain.
Chi-soo.
Alright. We're going to practice.
- Manager. - Captain Gorilla.
- I'm your older brother. How dare you call me a gorilla? - Captain Gorilla,
Baek-ho is awful.
Kang Baek-ho, are you practicing well?
- He isn't watching his weight. - I'm fine?
I'm fine? How dare you speak like that to your senior?
I'm a wild horse.
Captain, I don't think we can win the national competition if we go on like this.
- Who are you? - I'm Seo Tae-woong.
Aren't you Jang Moon-vok?
Check, check. What are you talking about? I'm Choi Young-rak.
I'm a man who never gives up. Hello.
Let's play basketball.
(The captain loves his joke.)
- Hey. - What?
- Don't be jealous of his personal talent. - I'm not jealous.
- Who are you? Are you Tonky? - I'm the perfect Kang Baek-ho.
I'm the basketball genius. Okay?
Listen. I'm the captain of the basketball team, Chae Chi-soo.
We all wore wigs. You didn't wear wigs. Did you wear Chae Chi-soo's mask?
- You look exactly the same. - It was hard work.
- Right. - Chae Chi-soo.
The important thing is that a rival has emerged.
- Who is it? - He's called Seo Jang-hoon from Whimoon High School.
- What? It's him? - They call him a monster.
- I heard he has a bad personality. - Seo Jang-hoon?
What are you talking about? Seo Jang-hoon isn't as good as Hyun Joo-hyup.
- Really? - Hyun Joo-hyup is the best.
(Hyun Joo-hyup is the best.)
- Hyun Joo-hyup is popular these days. - Right.
Lee Sang-min is the best basketball player.
It's Lee Sang-min.
Lee Sang-min isn't the best singer, but the best basketball player.
Moon Kyung-eun is the best basketball player.
It's Moon Kyung-eun.
- Right. - Jeon Hee-chul is the best basketball player.
(Jeon Hee-chul is the best basketball player.)
Chae Chi-soo, do you think you can beat Seo Jang-hoon from Huimoon High School?
I'll defeat him.
If you want to win Seo Jang-hoon, you have to hit his neck.
Let's break his neck.
Let's hit the back of his neck.
I'm Jung Dae-man.
I never give up.
You know the famous quote, right?
I want to play basketball.
However, Seo Jang-hoon from Huimoon High School stole it from me.
I want to marry.
(The famous quote is heartbreaking.)
- You're noisy. - That's good.
I believe in Seo Tae-woong.
I believe I'm at the level where I can teach you all basketball.
You should shoot a ball first, then.
I don't shoot the ball plainly like you guys do.
I can shoot the ball even if I go around 10 times while holding my nose.
Seo Tae-woong is awesome.
- So-yeon, - You're awesome.
won't you give me a kiss so I can score the goal?
(Won't you give me a kiss so I can succeed?)
(Seo Tae-woong and Chae So-yeon look so different from the original comic book.)
- I'm rooting for you. - Captain Chi-soo.
We're going out.
Don't care about me. I'm going to marry him.
Whatever.
(Whatever.)
- Let me show you. - Seo Tae-woong, I will name you as my younger brother-in-law.
Our family is always open.
Thank you.
So-yeon, pass me the ball after I turn around 10 times.
- Okay. - Okay? Count how many times I turned around.
- What? - Start.
That's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
6, 7, 8, 9, and 10.
- Tae-woong, here you go. - My body remembers it.
Tae-woong.
(My body remembers it.)
My body remembers how...
I shot millions of balls into the hoop.
(He shoots the ball.)
That's still amazing.
That's still amazing, Tae-woong.
Was Seo Tae-woong kind of retarded in the original comic book series of "Slam Dunk"?
(He's annoyed.)
You may be sued by the comic book artist.
- I'm not in good condition. - Are you guys just going to talk?
- Right. - You should practice.
Please practice properly.
Song Tae-sub, why are you so silent?
- I never read this comic book. - You should stop fighting with people.
My two teeth are gone because you hit me.
- Right. You should shoot a goal. - Am I like that?
- Alright, Song Tae-sub. - I'll get the rebound if you shoot.
I'll get the rebound.
The one who gets the rebound conquers the game.
That's my line.
- Is that your line? - Yes. Listen well, Kang Baek-ho.
- The one who gets the rebound conquers the game. - Show us.
- Show us the rebound. - Shoot the ball.
He's flustered.
You're no joke.
(Kang Baek-ho gets the rebound.)
You're as strong as a dragon.
Give it to me. Can you shoot the ball into the hoop from here?
Can you shoot the ball into the hoop from here?
- Can you shoot it from here? Try it. - Chae Chi-soo can do it.
- Chi-soo can do it. - Hold on. Shooting it in isn't the problem.
Who pushed the ring over there?
(It's very far.)
- It doesn't matter. - It does. It's very far. It's almost the half-life distance.
- Alright. - I beg you, brother. Can't you just do it?
Do I have to tell you all the time?
- What is that? Your basketball skills are all gone. - What?
Don't exclaim when the ball gets inside the hoop. It's embarrassing.
You're so childish.
- Don't exclaim when the ball gets inside the hoop. - This is the last chance.
Okay.
We should have three tries, too.
- Right. - What's wrong with him?
- Look. - We should have three tries.
We're getting three tries each.
I don't know much about basketball.
I'm Jang Moon-vok. I only know about hip-hop.
(He shoots the ball.)
(He fails.)
- That's it. - Who's Jang Moon-vok?
He's a rapper.
- That's a nice pass. - Look at him.
That's a nice pass.
- Who's Jang Moon-vok? - He's a rapper.
(It was a neat air ball.)
That's a nice pass.
Dae-man is top two in terms of passing the ball.
- How come no one is getting a ball in? - Let me end this.
- Tae-woong, show us. - Tae-woong.
Alright. My body remembers it.
I shot millions of balls inside the hoop.
- That's a neat shot. - Seo Tae-woong.
(You didn't get it in but I did.)
- What is that? - Hey, what's that?
Are you an idiot?
(The one who shot the most number of goals in Korean Basketball League feels weak.)
You're better than Chae Chi-soo.
(He finishes him off.)
- Chae Chi-soo failed, too. - You're amazing.
- You guys are so childish. - Seriously...
The ring is installed in a weird way.
Let's do this.
(Will he get it in this time?)
(He gets it in.)
I told you not to exclaim.
- Why are you yelling at the audience? - Don't exclaim.
- Don't exclaim. - He got it, now.
(He gets three consecutive balls in.)
I got it. I'll get every ball in once I get the hang of it.
The opponent will not wait until you get the hang of it.
You have to get the hang of it from the beginning, brother.
- You don't wait for the robot to transform. - Seriously...
- Our basketball team is awful. - Basketball is hard.
- How come? - I can't do this anymore.
I'm sick of my life as a manager.
You're the only manager we have. How can you quit?
It's time we changed our manager.
- You're changing the manager? - You spoke well.
- Our basketball team is getting discouraged because of you. - What are you saying?
- I don't want to do it because of you. - We have no enthusiasm.
We're getting ready to pick new managers.
- What did you say? You didn't even tell me. - Right.
(He spits.)
What?
(They exclaim.)
Are you guys the basketball team of Older Brother School?
Yes.
- Hey, who are you guys? - Right.
- That's why you guys came. - We came because you were looking for new managers.
I'm the manager here.
We want to become part of the basketball team of Older Brother School.
Excuse me, who told you to bring your parents?
The mother can go out.
- Hey. - Auntie Kim Ae-sook.
Go ahead. You can't replace me, jerks.
Who are you?
- I'm the manager of this team. - You're just kicked out of this team.
- She's your sister. - Wait till you come home. I'll tell Mom to box your ears.
(I'll tell Mom to box your ears.)
Alright, we will...
Is your head bleeding?
- Seriously... - Let's pick the new manager. How should we do this?
Do you know how this goes? Tell us immediately.
First of all, I think a manager should be competent.
- You need to be competent. - Can you be specific?
A manager should be able to encourage the team members.
- Right. - That's how a manager should be like.
- That's the best quality. - Right.
Show us your skills.
Give me the music.
(The music starts.)
(She dances.)
Let's practice. Hurry up and practice.
- Start practicing. - Let's practice.
- Pass the ball. - Alright.
- Alright. - Let's do this.
(Minzy's hot dancing encourages the members.)
- I got it. - Pass the ball.
(This place is fiery with enthusiasm.)
- Stop it. - Pass the ball.
Stop it.
(They feel a lot more energetic thanks to Minzy.)
- I can shoot the ball. - I did it.
- How is it? - I feel much more energetic.
- How is it? - I'm full of energy now.
Do you think you'll get this place that easily?
I did all that before.
I can cheer for you guys, too.
Do you really want to become a manager?
- Should I show you my skills? - Hey. Who are you?
I saw you shopping at a supermarket with a kid.
- Aren't you married? - Did you see me?
You're married?
(She's flustered.)
(She has nothing to say.)
You're a student. Why can't you speak up?
- You have a kid? - Why won't you speak?
- She's not denying it. - You can't work here.
- Let me show you my cheering skills. - Show us.
Who told you to bring pom-poms on your hair?
- Look at me. - Do you want us to play the music?
No. I don't need music.
- I'm measure-deaf. - She's doing it without music.
- You're doing it without music? - Let's go, Kang Baek-ho.
Let's go, Chae Chi-soo.
(They are very pleased.)
That's a pass.
- What is that? - Is that all you got?
- Be quiet. - Why should I?
Hiker team, you can go hiking.
- Whatever. - You wore hiking boots.
Anyway, Chi-soo bought these for me.
Aren't those army boots?
- No. Chi-soo bought these for me. - Go meet Eom Hong-gil.
These are the famous shoes.
- I see. - I was criticized because I didn't upload a picture of these shoes.
I bought it for him to wear on the mountains. Why did he wear them to here?
Didn't you give it to me so I can play basketball?
What did you prepare? Do it.
This is what I think. It's important to lift your spirits,
but it's also important to dispirit the opponent's side.
I can dispirit the opponent's team...
with three moves.
- Really? What's the first one? - Here's the first one.
Go, go, super power
- You're a jerk. - You get dispirited, right?
You're dispiriting us.
No, I will dispirit the opponent's team.
- This is the second one. - Isn't that from three years ago?
D, A, N, G.
Dang, dang, dang
- Dang, dang, dang - That's so fresh.
- Hold on. - You're dispiriting the entire staff.
You're not only dispiriting us, you're making us lose our appetite.
- Really? - Yes.
Here's the final one. I'll dispirit everything.
Do it more. Ho-dong will lose weight.
- Here's the third one. Are you guys curious? - Yes.
Ring, ring, I'm your manager
I'm your manager
(He laughs.)
- He's crazy. - Hold it in.
- Hold it in. - How is it?
Why? Did you call me?
- He dispirited us. - Hey.
You girls don't have the basics down.
- Why? - You know why I became a manager?
You should know how to do cheerleading. 1, 2, 3, 4.
You can't do it from the beginning
He's different.
That's why I won't do it
He's a bit stinky, but has great postures.
- Of course. I'm good, right? - Yes.
- I love you. - It's a basic.
(I love you, Tae-woong.)
- He's got the moves. - Right.
Let's pick a new manager objectively through a test.
- Okay, let's do it objectively. - I'm confident.
- Okay. It's going to be a really strict test. - Right.
- Let's do this. - Let's do this for real.
- Let's do this. - Let's do this.
I have a good idea. Coach Ahn gave me a message.
- Coach Ahn? - Coach Ahn?
This is what Coach Ahn said.
A manager should understand the members.
If the members say the answer to a question at the same time,
you should guess what all five of them said.
The first one who guesses that right...
will be given the privilege to become the manager.
(He laughs.)
Here's the first question.
Who is the greatest person in history I respect the most?
- It has to be the greatest person in history? - This is hard.
- Seriously... - Darn it.
Why are you guys discussing it. You should say your own answer.
- Can I do it? - No.
- It's done. - Why does it take so long to write down names of great people?
- It's done. - Alright. Get ready.
Counting 1, 2, and 3.
(They speak at the same time.)
- I got one name. - I got one name.
- You heard it, too, right? - I got one name.
- Raise your hand if you're confident. - I don't want to.
Counting 1, 2, and 3.
(They speak at the same time.)
- What? - This is hard.
This is so hard.
This is a bit...
This is the last time. 1, 2, and 3.
(They speak at the same time.)
- Start from the right. - We spoke too loudly.
- I can't pick it up. - I'm serious. We can't hear anything.
Show them your mouths. 1, 2, and 3.
(They speak at the same time.)
- Raise your hand. - What did they say?
- I only heard two. - I got only two.
I know the answer. Lee Soo-man, Lee Gyeong-gyu,
King Sejong, and Lee Kyung-sil.
- Lee Kyung-sil? - Why is it Lee Kyung-sil?
- Lee Kyung-sil? - There's no relation at all.
It's Lee Kyung-sil and Lee Gyeong-gyu?
- Hey. - Lee Gyeong-gyu.
- It's the Lee trios. - It's Lee Soo-man, Lee Gyeong-gyu, and Lee Kyung-sil.
He kept saying Lee Kyung-sil.
- Who is it? - It's Yoo Byung-jae.
- It's Yoo Byung-jae? - Who is it?
- Let's do it one more time. - 1, 2, 3.
(They speak at the same time.)
- What is that? - Who's Yeo Woo-kyung?
It's a great person in history we respect.
- Who's Yeo Wook-kyung? - Who's Yeo Woo-kyung?
It's very close.
I know it.
- I know everything. - I respect that great person.
- I know everything. - Who is it?
It's Lee Soo-man,
Lee Gyeong-gyu,
Yeo Woon-hyuk,
Choi Chang-soo, and Hwang Sun-young.
- That's wrong. - It's wrong?
- However... - It was close.
You read my mind.
Really?
Please say it one last time.
- Lee Gyeong-gyu. - Did you get it?
- Lee Soo-man. - Did you get it?
- Right. - I know the answer. Who's Sejong?
- I know the answer. - Time out.
- Hold on. - What do you mean, "Who's Sejong"?
- You should say King Sejong the Great, not Sejong. - That's Sejong.
- Right. - If you respect him, you shouldn't call him Sejong.
- It's because it would be easier to guess. - Right.
- Right. - He created Hangeul.
I truly respect you, King Sejong the Great.
- You are my number one. - I know the answer.
- Alright. - Hurry up.
It's Lee Soo-man, Lee Gyeong-gyu,
and Sejong. He's King Sejong the Great.
I'm very sure. It's Yi Sun-sin.
It's Yeo Woon-hyuk.
- Bingo. - You're correct.
(Chae So-yeon, or Su-geun, got it right.)
- That's right. - In a way,
this was a disadvantageous game for Minzy and Chae-young.
- Right. - It was disadvantageous except for one person.
Yeo Woon-hyuk was hard to guess. They should have got at least four right.
- What are you two doing? - You two cannot become managers.
- What's the next question? - This is fun.
- Which celebrity is close to my ideal type? - What is it?
Which celebrity is close to my ideal type?
- This is... - Seriously...
Seriously? Are you sure?
- Well, I just wrote it. - Really?
They all wrote down truthful answers.
(They wrote down truthful answers.)
- They all wrote down truthful answers. Seriously... - What is that?
- No one was trying to be funny. They were all honest. - Hold on.
- The celebrities who were named here must feel good about themselves. - Hey.
Counting 1, 2, and 3.
(They speak at the same time.)
- Say it one more time. - 1, 2, 3.
(They speak at the same time.)
I know the answer.
- He got it. - It's Momo,
Kim Hee-sun, and Shin Min-a.
Who didn't say the same answers.
- Really? - It's wrong.
- I heard two of them say Kim Hee-sun. - Me, too.
- It's wrong. - You should guess well. It's a hint.
- I know the answer. It's Momo, Kim Hee-sun, - Momo?
and Kim Hee-ae.
- You want to show your personal talent, right? - It's Kim Hee-sun.
I won't miss it.
I won't miss my ideal type.
- He's really trying. - He's amazing.
- He really wanted to show that. - You are just...
You are so amazing. Don't you ever get sick of doing that?
- That was refreshing, wasn't it? - I know the answer.
Momo, Kim Hee-sun,
(Momo, Kim Hee-sun,)
Shim Eun-ha,
Shim Eun-ha?
- Chae-young, I think something is wrong with your cochlea. - Chae-young.
Chae-young, listen.
Uncover your ears.
You have your ears covered up with your hair.
- Move your hair - Okay, please do it again.
Listen carefully.
In 1,2,3!
(Yelling at the same time)
In 2, 3!
- I'll do it. - Okay, Minzy.
- I could only hear Sang-min. - Momo,
Kim Hee-sun, Kim Hye-soo,
Kim Ji-young, Shin Min-a.
- Wow. - Correct.
- Who's Kim Ji-young? - Yay.
Who is Kim Ji-young?
It's Chae-young's real name.
Chae-young, your name is actually Ji-young?
You are Kim Ji-young?
Yes, it's Kim Ji-young.
I see. Okay.
- This will be the last question. - It's the last one.
With the basketball team members,
what city would you like to go?
- In Korea? - It can be anywhere in the world.
In 1, 2, 3!
(Yelling at the same time)
- Ulaanbaatar? - Did you say Ulaanbaatar of Mongolia? I heard it so clearly.
In 2, 3!
(Yelling at the same time)
I know the answer.
Ulaanbaatar,
Budapest,
(Wow.)
Gangneung,
(Ulaanbaatar, Budapest, Gangneung)
Seoul.
(He's on a winning streak with the right answers.)
(Will he get the final answer as well?)
I have no clue what your is, you brat.
(What a randoms slap.)
Good job. Good job.
Yours is the only one I can't figure out.
What in the world is your city?
(All this frenzy came out of saying a specific city.)
Mine's not that hard.
I know the answer.
Ulaanbaatar, Budapest,
Gangneung, Seoul.
- What's your city? - I know the answer.
(Slap)
(An eye for an eye, a slap for a slap)
- How can you do that? - You shouldn't have done that first.
- But... - You should've waited.
Why did you slap me?
He's been here for a long time.
- He's been here for a long time. - The timing was...
But you are new here, so you shouldn't have done that.
That's right. You shouldn't followed doing that.
Let me say the answers.
- She wants to say the answers now. - He's new here...
Chae-young wants to say the answers.
Ulaanbaatar, Budapest,
Gangneung, Seoul,
and Jeju Island.
Correct.
- It was Jeju Island. - It was Jeju Island then.
I was impressive too, wasn't I?
Coach An gave us a...
- second mission to become a manager. - Coach An did.
Coach An...
Since we got to know what each other thinks,
it's now time to choose partners.
Managers should rotate around five times,
and do a no-look pass...
to one of the players in the circle.
If you don't want to be paired up with this manager,
you can just avoid the ball.
Otherwise, you need catch or get hit by the ball.
(Laughing)
Old man, let me go on the court.
You need to rotate five times. Ready? Set, go!
- One, two, three.... - Good luck.
Three, four, five.
(Catching the ball)
Team Kang and Kong. Cross!
- Yes. - We are Kang Kong couple.
- Kang Kong. - Your turn.
- Ready. - Tell me. Should I go fast?
- I'll do it fast to gain momentum. - Set, go!
Set, go!
(Passing gas)
(Swearing)
What is that?
(Falling down)
You passed out at your own smell.
If you can't handle your own, what was the point?
- Did you smell? - Run away.
Run away, Young-chul.
- Even he fell. - Get away from him for now.
He can't even handle his own smell.
So he fell down.
It's so weird. It's like my body was gearing up for that timing.
I hope it didn't leave anything on your underwear.
(I'm worried if it left anything on your underwear.)
Chae-young and Minzy, this was a once-in-a-lifetime moment.
Have you ever seen a celebrity farting?
This was the first time for you to see it live, right?
I just made the sound with my mouth.
- I did it with my mouth. - Let's go.
- He needs to go to the bathroom. - Ready? Set, go.
One, two,
Three,
- Four... - Five.
Five.
No one got hit.
I thought you were a rocket or something.
- Hat came off, and then your wig came off. You were like a rocket. - Do it again.
- Does he have to do it until someone gets hit? - Get up.
He needs to keep going until someone gets hit.
You do not ever fall down.
- Do I have to do it until someone gets hit? - That's right.
- I have to rotate 5 times again? - Until you succeed, yes.
(This is a heavy punishment for your stinky gas.)
I can't make a no-look pass.
You can't see, can you?
If I throw with this on, wouldn't it be a no-look pass?
- That's right. - I can't' see anyway.
You are right. You can't see anything wearing your wig that way.
- That makes it a real no-look pass. - You should just pass it without looking.
What if he hits me?
Okay. One,
two, three, four, five.
(He uses the momentum as a reflex...)
(to target Ho-dong.)
Okay. One more time. Get up.
Get up.
We're acting like players when we're managers.
Get up. Right now.
- Get up! - Why are you so bad at doing a no-look pass?
- Get ready. - Give me a moment. I'm feeling dizzy.
Ready.
He's going to throw now.
One, two, three, four, five,
(Anyone just get hit with my fiery pass!)
(Oh my goodness.)
(Kyung-hoon was close, but he avoided.)
(Hee-chul got hit.)
- It's Hee-chul. - It's you, Hee-chul.
- It's you. - I was scared.
- I'm about to throw up. I'm so dizzy. - I was so scared.
- It's Chae-young's turn. - I'm about to throw up.
One, two, three,
- She's slow because she's tall. - She has long legs.
- four, - Maybe that's why.
Oh no.
(She just fell.)
Get up.
What are you doing on the floor?
This has become a training session.
How dare you act so weak?
Let's go, Chae-young.
Go.
- One, - What's she doing?
two, three,
four, five.
(Avoiding)
- Sang-min. - Why did you avoid the ball?
Kyung-hoon avoided the ball.
- Sang-min and Chae-young are a pair. - How could you do that.
- I think Kyung-hoon... - It's done, right?
Young-chul, be careful.
It's time for climber Young-mi.
Only Jang-hoon is left.
- But being paired with him would be good, right? - Will you be fine with glasses?
- Yes. - Let's go.
One, two, three,
four, okay. Stop. Just throw.
Just look.
(Making sound)
(This is a nightmare coming true.)
Good job.
You tried to avoid the ball, right?
- Get over here, Jang-hoon. - But...
(Everyone has partners now.)
Since we have partners now,
- you know how it goes. - There's a tradition.
We have a training as a tradition. Partners will be a team,
and compete which other teams by doing free-throws in 30 seconds.
- Is this for real? - Sure it is.
- Of course. - Don't dare to show off. You were bad at throwing.
- You were bad at free throws. - You needed 10 tries to get warmed-up.
- That's why I picked you. - Okay.
Young-chul should do it.
- Let's go. - Players and managers should take turns.
- Okay. - Let's move fast.
Let's start.
Oh.
One.
Oh no.
Who's keeping the score?
- I am. - Look at Minzy.
What are you doing, Ho-dong? Here you go Minzy.
- Okay. - Minzy.
It's the end.
- Let me do a buzzer-beater! - I could've done better.
- There's no buzzer-beater for you. - What was the score?
- Good job, Minzy. - Four.
- It was four. - The score was four.
(Kang Kong couple earned a score of four.)
- It's time for the next team. - Let's go.
- What was your score? - Four.
(How absurd.)
Let's see how you do.
- Hee-chul will go first? - I challenge!
It went in, right?
Yes. Throw it.
Oh wow.
- They're good. - Hee-chul, the balls are hitting each other.
- Three. - They're so good.
(They're an unexpected pair of aces.)
They're not going in.
Okay.
- Five. - Okay.
The range is short.
Six.
- Will you beat Jang-hoon? - Seven.
- Seven. - You're almost there.
(Time is up.)
- Seven. - They scored seven.
They scored a lot.
Someone needs to beat Jang-hoon.
- If we throw at the same time... - We'll only do it for 15 seconds.
- Jang-hoon says they'll only do 15 seconds. - That's right.
Would you like to go first?
- You go first. - Get ready.
- I'm really bad at this. - Say "I challenge" first.
I challenge!
Just throw it right away. I'll hold the ball for you.
Here you go, Chae-young.
It went in.
The balls keep bouncing off so well.
I think they'll get a score of zero.
- Chae-young, just throw it. - I bet they'll score zero.
Wow. They're amazing.
- Look at them. - They're the worst.
Are you playing a game at an arcade or something?
- They're going to score zero.- Throw it higher.
- Throw higher. - Hee-chul, we weren't so bad after all.
Zero it is.
(Sang-min and Chae-young got a score of zero.)
- How can it be zero? - That was amazing.
Okay, give it to me.
- Please get the ball ready. - Young-chul needs to score at least once.
Yes, that should be the case,
but just do not hit my ball.
I'm not so bad.
- They only have 15 seconds. You have a chance. - That's right.
Okay. Coach, it's going to be 15 seconds.
(What will be the result after 15 seconds?)
Set, go!
(I've been throwing millions of balls.)
Set, go!
(I've been throwing millions of balls.)
(Jang-hoon, Young-chul, Total)
Give it to me fast.
Two.
Three, four, five.
(Everyone is just watching them on.)
- Six, seven. - Six balls went in already.
- Eight, nine. - Six balls went in already.
We did nine.
- Nine? - How many did you get in?
- We got nine balls in. - So nine for now?
But the thing is,
who will be the new manager?
Okay. Let the captain make the announcement.
Our new manager is...
- we had no choice. - Chae-young.
It's Kim Young-mi.
(Me?)
Okay. From now on, our basketball team will be disbanded.
- You are just going to end it like this? - Disband.
- The team is disbanded. - It's over.
It's all over now.
(Talented artists came to "Older Brother School.")
(It's Zico...)
(and Jung Yong-hwa.)
Brother!
(The brothers passionately exchange greetings.)
Today is going to be crazy.
Wait a second.
(Here's an affection for you.)
He's going to take Yong-hwa's side until the end.
I like to resist.
If you resist, it's going to be a disaster.
(I have no fear for oppression.)
(Need I say more? This is hip-hop.)
(What are you doing?)
What about Yong-hwa?
(He's trying hard to please Ho-dong.)
He's not feeling so well now.
You seem like a mother who's spoiling her child.
I'll do my best.
Have you ever been abroad to study English?
- Hi. - Hi.
Hey you.
You only seem cool.
(To make their presence known in "Older Brother School,")
(the two men will try anything.)
(In order to put an end to the match,)
(they are showing off the talent that they've been hiding.)
(Trying hard)
You used an equipment, so the score is 1 to 0.
(Who will be the winner of this fierce competition?)
(Ssamja is above these big shots.)
("Ask Us Anything," don't miss it on Saturdays at 8:50pm.)
- Hey my girlfriend. - Hi, Hee-chul.
Will you please get out of my way?
Hey. Watch what you say.
How annoying.
His toughness just moved me.
(A picture is taken to cherish the last memory.)
(But this photo never got to be used.)
(With Young-mi as a manager, the basketball team got disbanded just like that.)
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